Why HUSBANDs Avoid Questions!
WIFE
What Would You Do If I Died?
Would You Get Married Again?
HUSBAND
No
WIFE
Why not?
Don't You Like Being Married?
HUSBAND
Of Course I Do.
WIFE
Then Why Wouldn't You Remarry?
HUSBAND
Ok, Ok, I'd Get Married Again...
WIFE
Would You Live In Our House With Your
New Wife...?
HUSBAND
Yes, It's A Great House.
WIFE
Would You Let Her Drive My Car ?
HUSBAND
Yes, Its Almost New, Dear .
WIFE
Would You Give Her My Jewelry?
HUSBAND
No..
I Am Sure She Would Want Her Own..
WIFE
Would She Wear My Shoes..?
HUSBAND
No, Her Size Is '5'
WIFE
Silence
HUSBAND
'Sheeeeeeettttttt..