Funny Jokes

Why HUSBANDs Avoid Questions!

WIFE

What Would You Do If I Died?

Would You Get Married Again?

HUSBAND

No

WIFE

Why not?

Don't You Like Being Married?

HUSBAND

Of Course I Do.

WIFE

Then Why Wouldn't You Remarry?

HUSBAND

Ok, Ok, I'd Get Married Again...

WIFE

Would You Live In Our House With Your

New Wife...?

HUSBAND

Yes, It's A Great House.

WIFE

Would You Let Her Drive My Car ?

HUSBAND

Yes, Its Almost New, Dear .

WIFE

Would You Give Her My Jewelry?

HUSBAND

No..

I Am Sure She Would Want Her Own..

WIFE

Would She Wear My Shoes..?

HUSBAND

No, Her Size Is '5'

WIFE

Silence

HUSBAND

'Sheeeeeeettttttt..